Find a Real Life Caterpillar

I just received a hilarious voicemail sent by an anonymous member of my family. I registered a domain name, in my name, just so that I could blog about this.
Very, very serious tone:
“Hi….It’s…. Give me a call, ok. I have to ask you a really important question. I think you have my number…I’m going to be here alllll weekend…Alright, it’s really important, call me….It’s about finding something. I need your help….I need you for my, uh, school/class activity…I need to find a …real…. life caterpillar. Do the pet shops even have them?”
I should add that this person is an adult.

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